13/01/2014

NOT TONIGHT JULIE GAYET




THE RECENT SCANDAL INVOLVING the photogenic President of France, François Gérard Georges Nicolas Hollande (above) and his possible bonking relationship with actress Julie Gayet (sic) and subsequent hospitalisation of his partner Valérie Trierveiler due to grief and stress, has once again served to show the Anglo-Saxon world the depths to which the European Union has plummeted.

ONCE UPON A TIME we in Britain considered that French gentlemen had a certain savoir-faire and panache, and that French girls had a je-ne-sais-quoi that we did not know what it was until these same girls did it to us, bringing us a joie-de-vivre that was unusual to find on our home shores.

EQUALLY, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ASSUMED in England that French men enjoyed the idea of dipping their wick in foreign vulva, never managed to get the job fully done but went about the ville bragging about the shagging. So the fact that socialist Monsieur le Président Hollande was caught with his pants down and then refuses to admit he did the dirty, then threatening the press with court action is revealing of what Europe has become.
WHEN DECENT BRITISH POLITICIANS, such as Labour's Robin Cook and John Prescott, and the Conservative Party's John Major, Boris Johnson and David Mellor can openly admit to having a bit of afternoon relaxation with their secretaries, yet the French refuse to admit that this goes on, we can see how the effect of the Euro currency has reduced that once proud nation to a state of wussiness. And once a French wife used to give her errant husband a good smacking, throwing suitcases into the street. Now they check into hospitals.

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