FIFA PRESIDENT SEPP “BELLEND” BLATTER may well be worrying about what is going on in the real world nowadays that is getting him and his band of corrupt followers into trouble. Bellend may rue the fact that in the free western world, unlike the universe into which he was shoed as a follower of the most bribable individual in the history of sport, João Havelange, television, recording devices and digital technology – indeed all those advances that are bringing him and his smutty group of yes men the millions and millions of non-taxable Swiss Francs with which he feeds his fat face – are exposing him as a swindler.
IT IS LITTLE WONDER, THEREFORE that he does not want cameras behind the goal. For Bellend Blatter, the best situation would be to see cameras banned altogether – behind the goal, in front of the goal and particularly in the hotel rooms of the members of the committee which decides which country should host the World Cup.
ONCE AGAIN, THE USA HAS WISELY DECIDED to step aside in the competition to hold the event; everyone knows that corruption is rife whenever there is a great deal of money to be made, but should we in the UK get involved in an event of this kind? It would be considered racist of me to ask why members from Tahiti and Nigeria (as seen above) have more of a vote on deciding the venue for the competition than those from Britain, so I will not ask this question. But if you slip these two members a few dollars then you have one twelfth of the vote. Surely the best process would be to cut out the middle man, take the money from where it is made and declare Saudi Arabia, the UA Emirates, Kuwait and Bahrain the semi-finalists in a knock-out competition. If Iran isn’t too happy about this they can send a protest to Bellend Blatter.
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